Trying to figure out which is your right or left hand you pretend like you are eating.
Asked what kind of mattress you sleep on you laugh and try to explain that mattresses here are made in homes, er I mean on the street. They take cloth, fill it with "stuffing" then stitch it all together by hand.
Mold grows on EVERYTHING!!
You buy a tube of toothpaste and notice that says, “always 100% veg.”
