You know you're in India when...

  • Trying to figure out which is your right or left hand you pretend like you are eating. 
  • Asked what kind of mattress you sleep on you laugh and try to explain that mattresses here are made in homes, er I mean on the street. They take cloth, fill it with "stuffing" then stitch it all together by hand. 
  •  Mold grows on EVERYTHING!! 
  • You buy a tube of toothpaste and notice that says, “always 100% veg.”